THE TAG IN MY NORTH FACE MCMURDA PARKA
THIS WAS NOT THE TAG PRESENT WHEN I PURCHASED THE COAT FROM NORTH FACE A YEAR AGO. IT JUST APPEARED IN MY COAT ONE DAY…LIKE, SURPRISE! DON’T YOU JUST LOVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS? FOR THE RECORD: I HAVE NOT YET SLICED THE COAT OPEN TO GET A LOOK AT THE SECOND-HAND, UNKNOWN MATERIALS CONTAINED WITHIN. I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT ALL THE RANDOM USED AND ABUSED GNAR-GNAR THAT COULD BE CONTAINED WITHIN.